尽(🈯)管克(🍅)利夫·(🔨)斯塔基(jī )(✒)(Cliff Starkey)努(nǔ )力(lì )尝(cháng )(🤢)试(🤴),但(🎺)这位(wèi )帅(🎹)气(qì )又带(🐉)点(diǎn )狡(🌰)黠的小(xiǎo )(🏴)伙子(zǐ )(🐮)就(jiù )是(shì )(💤)无(wú )(😧)法(fǎ )(🎾)避(bì )免(miǎn )(🌫)麻(má )烦(fán )。在他(tā )(❣)位(wèi )于英(yīng )国(guó )海岸(àn )边(biān )(🖲)这(⚫)个(gè )(🐿)宁静(jìng )(🔸)的(de )家乡(xiāng )(🤷),几乎(hū )(🎡)没(🕖)什(shí )(🕯)么(me )能激(jī )起(qǐ )(✳)他(tā )(🔲)的(🥄)兴(xìng )(🛹)趣(qù )(🚉)……除(chú )(🐖)了草地(dì )保(bǎo )龄(líng )(🎫)球。克(😚)利夫(fū )(✖)一(yī )向(xiàng )(😻)喜(xǐ )欢(huān )按(🚑)自(zì )己的规(guī )则(zé )行(🐖)事(🤷),这让(ràng )那(nà )(🚢)些(🌙)循规(guī )蹈(dǎo )矩(🔩)、(🥁)年长(📯)的草(cǎo )(🛑)地(⏯)保(bǎo )(😞)龄(líng )球(qiú )(🔢)爱(ài )(❔)好(💱)者(zhě )们(men )大(dà )(🎛)为不(bú )(㊗)满(mǎn )(🥎)。不(💻)久(jiǔ )之(zhī )后(📙),这(zhè )(✋)位(🐑)草(cǎo )地(dì )(🙌)保(🤠)龄(🤸)球界(🙄)的(de )(㊙)淘(táo )气(qì )(🙀)小(xiǎo )子(zǐ )(💪)就(jiù )把(bǎ )(🎾)这(zhè )(⏰)项(xiàng )沉(chén )(🍄)稳(wěn )(⛏)而(🥫)地(dì )(🤷)道的英(yīng )(🔔)国消(xiāo )(🤲)遣(qiǎn )活(⛳)动搅(💠)得天(⛳)翻(fān )(🏯)地(🤳)覆(fù ),引发了(le )一(yī )(🚴)系(xì )(🧣)列令(lìng )(⚾)人(rén )捧(🌮)腹(fù )的(🗳)结果(🈁)。作者(zhě )(💹):(💔)匿(🏉)名(🥊)。